My Paramour: You know, I really appreciate that your husband is ok with me seeing you like this. I should send him a cake or something. What do you write on a cake like that??
Me: … “Thanks for the mammaries??”
My Paramour: *classic spit take*
Sigrun Pallene is a pseudonym for an ADF dedicant and priestess to a small eclectic grove on a tiny island in the Pacific Northwest. I am fascinated by religion, language, history, music, anthropology, nature, and art. I speak a little Russian, and I am currently studying German while trying to teach myself Anglo-Saxon and Icelandic at the same time, because I am a masochist and like scaring my neighbors by making loud, guttural noises at night. These are the tales from a lifetime spent as warrior, witch, harlot, maenad, mystic, and valkyrie.My Scribd
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Ravens and Ivy 
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